'Hi! I'm Victoria Wood and I've proved that playing the piano and singing songs very inaccurately can help you to lose weight and more importantly keep that weight off on a permanent basis. No calorie counting! No faddy restrictions! No weird combinations! Just sing songs at the piano for several hours a day, then drink eight pints of distilled water and lock yourself in the lavatory. Try it! It worked for me.'
Contents: Don't Get Cocky, Fourteen Again, Love Song, Nasty Things, I've had it up to here, Music & Movement, Northerners, Smile Song, Saturday Night, Crush, Litter Bin, Reincarnation, It would never have worked, Barry & Freda